Okay! Let's talk about one of my favorite subjects … penis size!
Does size matter? YES!! ABSOLUTELY!!
I'm sick of those mini-dick apologists who are always saying, "It's not the size of the wand, but the something, something (I always lose interest at this point) of the magician." Listen, it's either a pathetic attempt by some guy a guy to market himself (he'd be better off doing some serious clit licking before revealing his penis), or the words of a woman trying to convince herself that the Tic Tac in her bed is really meeting her needs.
Give it a break. We don't buy it! It's like being married to a security guard who tells everyone he's in law enforcement. Find a real dick (or a real cop) and quit lying to yourself!
No woman can deny the pleasure of a big, beautiful penis. It's the gift that keeps on giving. From the first moment you coax that beefy bulge from his pants … your night (or morning, or afternoon) starts looking so much brighter. The pleasure of a supersized penis in your hand, mouth, and pussy <GASP> is beyond compare.
My advice to women everywhere is to quit accepting the "sub-standard" penis. If you do, you'll soon be giving that pathetic "security guard/law enforcement" speech to all of your friends while you desperately try to convince yourself that an inferior product is "good enough".
Well, GOOD LUCK trying to forget what it feels like to have a REAL penis inside of you.
Small WONDER men used to be so hot on the idea of marrying a virgin … the poor girl had no point of reference!
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