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October 06, 2007

DOES SIZE MATTER? GET A GRIP!

Okay!  Let's talk about one of my favorite subjects … penis size!

Does size matter? YES!! ABSOLUTELY!!

I'm sick of those mini-dick apologists who are always saying, "It's not the size of the wand, but the something, something (I always lose interest at this point) of the magician." Listen, it's either a pathetic attempt by some guy a guy to market himself (he'd be better off doing some serious clit licking before revealing his penis), or the words of a woman trying to convince herself that the Tic Tac in her bed is really meeting her needs. 

Give it a break. We don't buy it! It's like being married to a security guard who tells everyone he's in law enforcement. Find a real dick (or a real cop) and quit lying to yourself!

No woman can deny the pleasure of a big, beautiful penis. It's the gift that keeps on giving. From the first moment you coax that beefy bulge from his pants … your night (or morning, or afternoon) starts looking so much brighter. The pleasure of a supersized penis in your hand, mouth, and pussy <GASP> is beyond compare.

My advice to women everywhere is to quit accepting the "sub-standard" penis. If you do, you'll soon be giving that pathetic "security guard/law enforcement" speech to all of your friends while you desperately try to convince yourself that an inferior product is "good enough". 

Well, GOOD LUCK trying to forget what it feels like to have a REAL penis inside of you.

Small WONDER men used to be so hot on the idea of marrying a virgin … the poor girl had no point of reference!

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Madame, when you are talking about size are you referring to length or girth, or both?

Sex researchers Masters and Johnson maintained that size of the male penis can have no true physiological effect on female sexual satisfaction because the vagina adapts to fit the size of the penis. They viewed the vagina as a potential space rather than an actual space.

But a survey of 50 co-eds at the University of Texas in 2001 paints a different picture. Of the 50 females interviewed, 45 reported that greater width increased pleasure, with only 5 reporting that additional length improved the quality of coitus.

UT researchers were not sure why the co-eds preferred a wide penis over a long schlong, but speculated that a penis thick at the base might offer greater clitoral stimulation as the male thrusts into the female during sexual intercourse.

Does your research support this hypothesis?

Well I do believe real life wins out over research every time!! Penis size DOES matter....especially the girth! Length, not so much....but long AND thick certainly makes a good presentation!

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